What does Alan REALLY think about the Ayoade interview and also Zoella?

Oct 22

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My thoughts on Renee Zellweger’s face

Oct 22

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Stuff I have seen

Nov 19

If Grayson Perry ruled the world. 16 spectacular roads.  Kowloon cemeteries. Cumberbatch name variations. 12 unsung heroes. 16 roads. Surreal places. Thanksgiving in Mongolia. 26 books that will change the way you see the...

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Some stuff

Nov 07

The most British thing ever seen. Talking porcupine. Flying through 17th Century London. Things scientists don’t know. Fretboard heat maps. Ironic deaths in history. Fresh...

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Some more things I done seen

Oct 28

Manhattan panoramas. Evelyn Waugh i/v. 2k words a day. Vile Bodies was a bad book. Joyce is mad. The line on the criminal classes is fascinating. It’s all gold. How to write an awesome movie. Things people do online that would be creepy in real life. Showing a monkey some magic. Pudding Lane 17th C fly-through. What happened in...

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An Announcement

Oct 09

Trigger warning. Yeah, I said it. I know these things are controversial and can’t say they have much of an impact on me. But I just think they’re a decent thing to do.   One of the fun things about Twitter is that there’s always a temptation to give people an insight into your mental state long, long before you...

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Some links

Oct 02

Don’t do drugs. Laura McInerney on education. Seven great Key and Peele sketches. Dan Harmon on writing post one, and post two. Cold War secrets secreted in...

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