My full thoughts on Sarah Vine versus Jack Monroe

Nov 25

I was outraged when I saw Jack Monroe had tweeted that thing about Cameron’s son that other people on the left had been saying on the internet since last year. It may have been the same thing but she’s a face for Sainsbury’s and she’s a role model to thousands of people in that capacity. She should be fired from the...

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My outrage over the Sainsbury’s advert which is an advert

Nov 13

I was outraged this morning, when I saw the new advert for Sainsbury’s. This advert deals with a poignant event in world history, but it’s quite plausible that this advert will cause people to spend money in Sainsbury’s, and that can’t be a good thing. The John Lewis advert will make people spend money in John Lewis...

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What does Alan REALLY think about the Ayoade interview and also Zoella?

Oct 22

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My thoughts on Renee Zellweger’s face

Oct 22

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Some more things I done seen

Oct 28

Manhattan panoramas. Evelyn Waugh i/v. 2k words a day. Vile Bodies was a bad book. Joyce is mad. The line on the criminal classes is fascinating. It’s all gold. How to write an awesome movie. Things people do online that would be creepy in real life. Showing a monkey some magic. Pudding Lane 17th C fly-through. What happened in...

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What poverty means to me: a reply to Alex Andreou

Jan 09

Recently Alex Andreou asked people on Twitter about their experiences of poverty. I sent a short reply, but I wanted to expand on it. – Poverty is sickness. A constant, nagging itch somewhere in your brain; a ball of rage and sadness in the pit of your stomach. – Poverty is logging into your online bank account with sweaty...

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